The local farmer, nearby:
“Heeeeeeyyyyyy!!! Did you get enough photographs of them? I used to have two…and boy, were they a handful. I left them in their pen and the next morning, I get in there and they’re not in there. I look around…wonder…’Where in the…?’…and the two of them were on top of the cabinet! Top of the cabinet! It’s easily two meters high. And there they were. Then they eat all of my crops…they’re sheytans (devils), I swear they are. After that, no more. I don’t bother. I love their milk. But I don’t bother keeping them.”
Devils for sure. Cutest little devils. Ever.